Will

 Sure! Here's the story rewritten from the dad's first-person point of view, keeping the prank theme and tone, but told as if he’s recounting what happened—maybe like a vlog, storytime, or post-prank reaction video:

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Title: “My Son Put LAXATIVES in My Milkshake… I Nearly Died 💩”

[Intro - Dad talking to the camera]

Okay… I need to tell you guys what my son Will did to me. This little punk took it way too far. We’ve always pranked each other for our YouTube channel—harmless stuff. You know, hot sauce in food, fake spiders, that kinda thing.

But this time? He tried to destroy my digestive system.

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[Cut to storytime sequence - Dad narrating]

So I’m sitting in the kitchen, minding my business, and Will walks in all casual and hands me a milkshake. Says he “just felt like being nice.”

Now, should I have been suspicious? Probably. But it looked good, and let’s be honest—I never turn down a milkshake.

I drink the whole thing. Delicious. No complaints.

Fast forward, maybe half an hour later…

Suddenly, I start sweating. My stomach starts making noises like an old washing machine. I feel like something’s seriously wrong.

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[Cut to reenactment - dramatic music]

I look at Will and say,

“Man… I don’t feel good.”

He asks me what I ate. I tell him I had Chinese food earlier. My wife’s looking at me like I’m about to pass out. I tell them,

“I don’t know… I think I need to use the bathroom.”

And I sprint to the bathroom like my life depends on it—because honestly, it kinda did.

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[Bathroom scene - Dad narrating in horror]

I sit down and immediately realize… this is not normal. This isn’t food poisoning. This is chemical warfare.

And then—just when I think it can’t get worse—

Will comes to the bathroom door with the camera. He starts asking me what’s wrong. I tell him I feel like death.

And then… he opens the door slightly.

I yell, “What!?”

He throws something in.

I look down…

It’s a freaking empty bottle of Miralax.

I swear to God, I shouted,

“OH MY GODNESS, WILL! You freaking IDIOT!”

Right then, the floodgates opened.

We’re talking liquid betrayal.

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[Cut to Will laughing outside the bathroom]

He’s out there laughing like a maniac, saying,

“This is for the hot sauce prank!”

Meanwhile, I’m inside praying for my life, yelling,

“You’re a freaking douchebag! My stomach is killing me!”

Then he has the audacity to ask,

“Tell the fans how you feel.”

How do I feel?

LIKE SH*T.

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[Wrapping up]

Eventually, I beg him to close the door. He finally does, still laughing.

And you know what? I’ll admit it… He got me good.

But this isn’t over.

Not even close.

Will—if you're watching this—sleep with one eye open, son. I’m coming for you.

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[End Screen: “Subscribe to see the revenge prank 😈”]

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Let me know if you want this formatted like a full script or turned into dialogue for a video!