Prostate

 Got it 🎬 — let’s reframe this as a TV sitcom script with camera directions, laugh track cues, and pacing like you’d see on a comedy show.



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Sitcom Script – “The Prostate Exam”


INT. HOSPITAL WAITING ROOM – DAY

Studio audience murmurs. Manolis sits nervously, tapping his foot. He talks to himself while the camera slowly zooms in.


MANOLIS

I can’t believe I’m here. I don’t even know what a prostate is. What if it’s broken? What if the doctor goes in there and screams “Oh my God!”—I’ll just die on the spot.


(Audience laughter)


Dr. Matumoto enters, clipboard in hand. The audience gives polite applause.


DR. MATUMOTO

Mr. Manolis? We’re ready for you.


MANOLIS

(standing, nervous smile)

“Ready” is a strong word, Doc. I wasn’t even ready for my high school prom.


(Audience laughter)



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INT. EXAM ROOM – DAY

Camera cuts to Manolis perched on the exam table, gown in hand like a shield. Dr. Matumoto calmly preps gloves and lube.


MANOLIS

So, Doc… what exactly do you do again?


DR. MATUMOTO

I’m a urologist. Basically, we’re plumbers. We look after the kidneys, the bladder, the prostate.


MANOLIS

(nods)

Plumber. Great. My pipes are fine, Doc. Maybe just send me the bill and we skip the… wrench work.


(Audience laughter)


DR. MATUMOTO

(smiling)

Sorry, the prostate exam is through the rectum.


MANOLIS

Of course. The back entrance. VIP only. How many fingers are on this guest list?


DR. MATUMOTO

Just one.


MANOLIS

(beat, sighs with relief)

Okay… fair. Any more and I’m charging rent.


(Big laugh from audience)



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INT. EXAM ROOM – LATER

Multi-camera setup. One camera stays on Manolis leaning over the table. Another focuses on Dr. Matumoto calmly working.


MANOLIS

(panicking, muttering)

I can’t believe I’m here. This is it. My life. I should’ve been a monk. They don’t have to do this.


(Audience laughter)


DR. MATUMOTO

Just relax. Deep breaths.


MANOLIS

Deep breaths? Doc, you’re about to explore my cave of wonders. Breathing’s not the issue!


(Big laugh, some applause)


Dr. Matumoto does the exam quickly, professionally.


DR. MATUMOTO

And… we’re done.


MANOLIS

(turns, shocked)

That’s it?! That was faster than my first kiss.


(Audience laughter, one person “woo”s)



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CLOSING BEAT

DR. MATUMOTO

Good news. Your prostate feels normal. Nothing to worry about.


MANOLIS

(relieved)

Oh thank God. (beat) Just one thing though, Doc—the lube. Feels like I’m smuggling Jell-O back there.


(Audience howls with laughter)


DR. MATUMOTO

(chuckling)

It’ll pass. Just book again for next year.


MANOLIS

Next year?! I thought this was a one-night stand! You’re telling me it’s an annual subscription?!


(Huge laugh + applause. Dr. Matumoto offers handshake. Manolis eyes the glove, then reluctantly offers one finger. Freeze frame. Roll credits.)



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Do you want me to make this scripted like an actual sitcom episode (with scene cuts, commercial break setups, etc.), or keep it short like a one-off sketch inside a TV show?


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